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  Strange luck today
Posted by: Phylok - 06-13-2009, 10:32 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (5)

Ok, some may know that every year Pepsi throws these enter and win things. Last year they partnered with amazon and you could get music or whatever. This year they joined forces with yahoo, and it's a rock band theme.

Anyways, I put in my two codes tonight, and as a lark I hit the instant win contest. The prize was a Rock Band two bundle for the system you want. Well I choose the wii as that's the only one I have at the moment. And low and behold I won the instant win.

I was a little shocked at first, but it's confirmed that I won a rock band 2 bundle.

Talk about luck of the draw.

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  Penguins win the Stanley Cup in game 7
Posted by: Cillian Harth - 06-12-2009, 11:45 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (6)

On Detroit home ice...... 2-1 was the final score! Fleury was fantastic tonight!

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  Hilarious ROFLMAO
Posted by: Cillian Harth - 06-11-2009, 10:46 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (5)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQE...re=related

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  Guild Wars
Posted by: Starfire - 06-10-2009, 09:57 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (6)

In the traditional Kirby is late to the party sense, I have really gotten in to Guild Wars and play all the time now.

So... anyone still want to fire it up again? Or are you all in Eve? (Which I'll probably join far too late as well.)


Also,

Necro, since you are the guildleader (I think) and don't play anymore, Give the leadership to me and I'll see if I can't bring some new people in like Doc and Sonic did with Eve.

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  Funniest Thing I have read in Awhile *work safe*
Posted by: Sabriel777 - 06-08-2009, 06:22 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (2)

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased
his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for
a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were
supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your
assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get
the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on
the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I
really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I
must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second)
and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going
to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did
want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst
would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was
supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a
three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds
would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this
little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference;
pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking
to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst
from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided
to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the
prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
. ... WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me
up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and
over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal
position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire,
testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in
the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing
sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging
above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by
my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one
note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you
zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three
second burst would be considered conservative?

IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at
that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from
where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were
still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain,
and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my
sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I
believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm
offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

'If you think education is difficult, try being stupid."

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  Han Solo, P.I.
Posted by: Dervish - 06-05-2009, 07:47 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (18)

Han Solo, P.I.

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  "Junior Member?"
Posted by: Jayce - 06-05-2009, 03:20 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (3)

C'mon Niffles, I use to admin the boards. I need something more witty than that...I'll even take insulting. =P

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  All good things...
Posted by: Starfire - 06-03-2009, 03:51 PM - Forum: Star Wars Galaxies - Replies (23)

Well with Game Update 10. (Neat battlefields by the way.) CH has only 31 citizens, and looks rather empty. Most of our buildings are gone, and we are going to lose level 5 status in nine hours. I think we can keep level 4 if the limit is 30, but I don't know how long that will last. I think that means no shuttleport. At least we have the Repub base.

Anyway, I'll keep my five characters around till the servers are shut off, but unless we find another city to merge with or get some of you guys back, it is just a matter of time before someone steals our excellent spot. Six years is a good run I suppose. =P

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  Collection hall!!!
Posted by: Hanak - 05-11-2009, 07:30 AM - Forum: Star Wars Galaxies - Replies (45)

I have spent hundreds, maybe thousands of hours filling the collection hall and I go in there today and find it practically empty!

I want ANSWERS NOW! This is unacceptable behavior by any member of Saberwing.

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  4 minute Terminator Salvation clip
Posted by: Cillian Harth - 05-09-2009, 08:43 PM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum - Replies (1)

This movie is gonna pwn :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcYdjHpJU...r_embedded

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