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Anyone up for HK? |
Posted by: Zombie - 07-09-2007, 01:02 AM - Forum: Star Wars Galaxies
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I realize most who still play dont always get online at the same time but I really want to complete HK, the Ryatt Trail and a few other quests.
My main goal is to get the Jedi Master Cloak and/or the OR Saber hilt. Hit me up here or in game if interested. HK for sure needs a group of at least 5 to get through.
I could also use some help in space.
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ihatestarwars |
Posted by: Brasidus - 06-29-2007, 10:21 AM - Forum: General Saber Wing Forum
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And chances are you do too
"There is a diabolical twist to Star Wars fandom, you see, that defies comprehension, and yet is the life-blood of all Star Wars fans. It is this:
Star Wars fans hate Star Wars.
If you run into somebody who tells you they thought the franchise was quite enjoyable, and they very-much liked the originals as well as the prequels, and even own everything on DVD, and a few of the books, these imposters are not Star Wars Fans.
Star Wars fans hate Star Wars.
The primary fulcrum for the Star Wars fan?s hate (including my own) is George Lucas, creator of Star Wars. Unlike Trekkies/Trekkers who adore Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, Star Wars fans hate the father of their obsession. We hate the fact that George Lucas got it wrong from the beginning, creating incest between Luke and Leia. We hate the fact that he wrenched Return of the Jedi off of Kashyyyk and set it on Endor with those tiny, furry Hobbit bitches he called ?Ewoks?, which is a syllabic anagram of Wookiee if you?re obsessed enough. We despise the entire existence of literally half of the Star Wars movies, blaming George Lucas? greed and flawed ?vision? for everything.
We believe George Lucas? ideal death time was 2:07am, 14 November, 1990.
Star Wars fans also hate the original Star Wars trilogy. We think Mark Hamill?s acting was whiny, the pacing was flawed, and Empire was better than Jedi, making the end of the series a let-down. We hate the way Boba Fett died, and we hate the cantankerous, arthritic duel between Vader and Obi-wan. We don?t understand why the storm-troopers can?t shoot worth a damn, and we don?t get why ?an entire legion of [the Emperor?s] best troops?(ROTJ, Palpatine) can be overpowered by a tribal society of midget teddy-bears armed largely with rocks and twigs. Star Wars fans hate omnipotent war-machines that get their legs tangled in strings, or slip on logs. They hate Darth Vader?s face and that stupid harmonica thing he was playing. Star Wars fans hate the original Star Wars trilogy.
There is also, as you probably know, a series of Special Editions that have replaced the original Star Wars trilogy, and these are also hated by Star Wars fans with an even more scorching fervor. Star Wars fans hate the glaring CG changes made to scenes we already hated to begin with. We hate that Han Solo now killed Greedo in self-defense, and then stepped on Jabba the Hutt?s tail (which we liken to Carrot Top stepping on Fidel Castro?s tail). We hate the fact that the ghost of Alec Guinness (whose name is an anagram of Genuine Class, by the way) now stands next to Hayden Christensen (whose name I tried to re-arrange into a flattering anagram myself, but only came up with ?Nn?Dense Chest Hair?). Star Wars fans are unsure if Fidel Castro has a tail or not, but we hate the Special Editions of the trilogy just the same."
The end line of the article sums it up nicely.
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