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Chuck Norris OWNS you!

Offline NightFire


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12-22-2007, 07:00 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/en_n...D6Wh8E1vAI

Or at least, he potentially will if you were the owner of a Chuck Norris facts site.
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12-22-2007, 07:43 PM
Heh.. That's just ducky. Or, rather.. That's just Chucky. ;p
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Offline Meryl Haddox


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12-22-2007, 07:50 PM
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."


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12-22-2007, 09:35 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't need to sue, he just looks at the defendent and they beg for mercy.
"But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked." - Luke 12:48

"As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." - Joshua 24:15

"With great power comes great responsibility" - Ben Parker (Spiderman)

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12-24-2007, 08:09 PM
uh.. I see

/spews out poison fumes on everybody
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12-25-2007, 11:05 AM
Dude you need to get out. Its called a Chuck Norris joke

Anyway, just read NiFi's sig, I know its prob old but that Portal joke never gets old
"But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked." - Luke 12:48

"As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." - Joshua 24:15

"With great power comes great responsibility" - Ben Parker (Spiderman)

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Offline Sonic


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12-25-2007, 08:54 PM
Shhh!! Let's not get sued either. ;p
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12-29-2007, 01:26 PM
If youve seen his latest mountain dew commercials...youd see the irony in all of this..
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12-29-2007, 06:27 PM
SBR_Zombie Wrote:If youve seen his latest mountain dew commercials...youd see the irony in all of this..

One of the Huckabee commercials uses them in it along with him endorsing Huckabee.

Yeah, irony.
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12-30-2007, 04:39 PM
wheres that Sig from NiFi?
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<SBR_Scythe> nope
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12-30-2007, 04:54 PM
Mario Genao11 Wrote:wheres that Sig from NiFi?


Portal, a game that was part of The Orange Box for Xbox 360 and PC
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12-31-2007, 01:39 PM
Quinlin Wrote:Portal, a game that was part of The Orange Box for Xbox 360 and PC

Yeah but I think its about time to change it.
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12-31-2007, 01:56 PM
NightFire Wrote:Yeah but I think its about time to change it.

Why? That sig is classic Tongue
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12-31-2007, 02:40 PM
Quinlin Wrote:Why? That sig is classic Tongue

Because if was old and needed changing Smile
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