Bad Jokes :D

ROCKSTEADY!!! Good to see you!!!

Then here is one more that makes me /giggle a great deal.

What is brown and sticky?


















































A stick. Doh!

would had guesed a wookiee poop or something... nice seeing rocksteady even moving in on this territory.

Star would like this one.

http://realfox.ytmnd.com/

On MSN:

Dervish says:
does vista have Gaydar?
(Dervish friend) says:
no
(Dervish friend) says:
Youre looking for a mac
(Dervish friend) says:
and its more of a gaymagnet, than a gaydar

Thank you Dervish - you reminded me of an old old joke....

C:\

C:\DOS

C:\DOS RUN

RUN DOS RUN

Thank you Dervish - you reminded me of an old old joke....

C:\

C:\DOS

C:\DOS RUN

RUN DOS RUN

On that Note...

Saw this on a License Plate in MS.. 2B||!2B

The woman I was riding with at the time smacked ME when she realized that she understood what it meant. she grumbled something about me turning her into a geek.

LOL - it took me a moment to remember my logic and programming, but that's some good stuff.

My girlfriend hits me alot when she realizes she knows too much about Star Wars.

Could someone explain it to me?

2B means 'to be' - you know, like Shakespeare
|| is the symbol for 'or'
! is the symbol for 'not'
2B ...already told you

Silly hedgehog, logic is for kids.

That's kinda what I thought it was, since it was really the only thing it could be.. However, I just wasn't sure how it was translated. Thanks, though =)

Getting your degree in math makes you geek enough to understand that sort of thing - among a few other groups.

Not safe for work.
http://www.break.com/index/it-guy-vs-dum...oyees.html

A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary,
'I would like to join this damn church.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?'

'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'

'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.'

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's office to inform
him of the situation.

The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul
language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,'Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?'

'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks in
the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of
this damn money.'

'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'

Strange but.. I've never been in a church that ha a secretary on duty..

Hehe Arch.

About the church secretary thing. I wouldn't know. I'll take your word on it Doc. If I try real hard I can kind of remember an old battle axe that would sit at a desk at some old church I was unfortunate enough to visit as a child. :hudder:: She could have been a secretary.