Yep, I'm a Jedi

It's official, all I need are business cards. I've done one birthday and have another 2 around the corner.

Hire a Jedi. Only $30 dollars for a Jedi to visit your young Padawan on his or her special day! (A travel charge may apply)

Does it have to be a child........? just sayin, I did feel like my birthday was missing something last year. (also check out your sig thread)

Nah, he's also available for bachelorette parties and baby showers when the wife is out of town.

Sssshhhhh...

yummy

To further prove my legitimacy, let me show you what else I own:

wow

Star Wars Kitchen Awesomeness

I tried for the pancake forms....but alas, it was not to be.

Yeah, ok, someone needs to beat you up now.

Yeah, ok, someone needs to beat you up now.

sigh Arch beat me to it .... onic:

You guys are just jealous I get paid to be a Jedi.

Please, Hayden Christensen got paid to be a jedi. Hard to be jealous of him.

Hmmm....point taken.

Nevertheless, I now have awesome cookies.

Hmmm....point taken.

Nevertheless, I now have awesome cookies.

I thought the dark side had cookies?

I thought the dark side had cookies?

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

My wife makes them; I think she counts as Dark Side though. Yep, definately Dark Side.