Bad Jokes :D

After half the things you've posted Arch, anything goes :tongue:

But by it being in the bad jokes thread, it is implied it is bad. I only stated the trivial to be humorous, hence another bad joke.

Alright, no one posted any bad jokes today.

Now this is acting.

Interesting :lol:

Now how's this for a bad joke :tongue:


Seems I've somehow may have pissed off the US Dept of Homeland Security. I disconnected the guy's internet for him, but when I asked him for a number he could be reached at in case we had to call him back (we are required by law to get one before disco'ing anyone's account or 'net), he got pissed off, told me no, then told me "Fine, I'll get my FEDERAL contact number". No word of a lie, that's how he said it. Then he started with "I work for the Federal government, perhaps you've heard of the department, it's called Homeland Security, started in 2001". I told him I really didn't care, HS doesn't apply to me because I don't live in the US, to which he told me that HS can pretty much go where they want and their jurisdiction is world wide <_<.


Sometimes I hate Americans.... The stupid retarded ones like that guy anyways.... I love you guys of course, but I mean seriously... How the fuck do guys like that even get jobs?

You should get a kick out of this then Meryl haha =oP



"From a transcript of a radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10 Oct 1995, between a US Navy vessel and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, divert YOUR course."

Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri. We are a large warship of the US Navy. DIVERT YOUR COURSE *NOW*."

Canadians: "We are a lighthouse. Your call."

Got a similiar call a couple of weeks ago from the green card lottery, they told me I had a huge opportunity and whatsoever else if I would like to pay being in it... dunno was all babbling then the guy asked me about my Credit Card number, and I said now I wont tell you that over a phone... then he got his maneger to talk to me and she kept babbling aboug SSL interet security and blah blah blah, never heard of such a stupid goose in my life to be honest so I told her to shut up for then telling her that I already knew all that stuff and that she did not grant me a chance to say anything about... then she said that I was a very rude man telling her to shut up, then I said in return that she was even more rude not letting me interrupt at anytime as well as saying that she was not speaking to a fellow american that would fall for this shit... and letting me know about stuff I pretty much grew up and invented is not going to do me any good.

Well then she said fine and still said I was very rude and that she would put down the phone and all... then I said fine your choice... and the conversation was ended.

YOU AMERICANS ARE REALLY A DEKADENT PEOPLE IF ALL YOUR MANEGERS IS LIKE THAT, AS WELL AS ATTEMPTING TO TALK DOWN TO ONE DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME.

I mean sheesh... if she was going to try and sell me something then I don't fucking need a full ad or whatever lol... just tell me what it is and I could posibly look into it haha.

Sorry to hear about your lighthouse Sabs.

We have plenty of aircraft carriers. The next one being built is the USS Ronald Regan. With such a name it would strike fear into the enemy but as soon as the ship gets close the enemy forgets what fear is.

Sabs, I heard about that a while ago, and it makes me laugh every time :lol:


Q, I like the part where you don't even live in the US, in fact your on the opposite side of the world from it :lol:


Arch, don't feel too bad, Canada had a battleship for a while, it was retired about a decade ago, it was called the HMCS Rainbow... Now THERE'S a name that'll strike fear into the hearts of evildoers

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For the Force's sake may it never happen again...

Hey, where are all the bad jokes.

Here is some old SWG humor from years ago.

Not much of a joke, but Kirby's reaction and Belle's subsequent reaction will be funny enough :tongue:

Mmm. I always liked em blue.

Hey, where are all the bad jokes.

Here is some old SWG humor from years ago.

Dumbass

http://archive.gamespy.com/fargo/august03/autorpg/