Bad Jokes :D

Okay I know this happened a couple months back in california ... but really now . Why all the fuss over KFC workers getting caught having a bath in a kitchen sink ? I mean seriously at Hooters isn't that called happy hour ?

There is nothing "happy" about the image of a "KFC worker" taking a bath. Oddly enough, that got no press here. Those jobs are bottom of the barrel so I wouldn't be surprised if the sink at work is the only place some of these people have to bathe.

Way to be a buzzkill, Arch. Way to go.

sent to me from some canadian friends , so would share !


Revenue Canada sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way...

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to Revenue Canada ."

"To Revenue Canada ?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly to Revenue Canada ...And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you."

:lol:


And oddly that sums up Revenue Canada nicely too :tongue:

A blond needs money to pay for college, so she decides to go door to door to do odd jobs for cash. She comes up upon her 3rd door of the day. She had no luck at the previous residences, but this time the home owner answered. A middle-aged man opened the door and looked at her.

"Yes," the man asked.

"I'm looking to raise money for school and I was hoping I could do something for you around the house for some cash," the blond explained.

"Oh, certainly," the gentleman replied. "I was just about to paint my porch. If you do it for me, I'll pay you $50."

The blond agreed to the terms and set to work after gathering the paint. About an hour later, the blond found the man in his back yard pulling weeds. She approached the man and advised him she was finished.

"Already," the man asked in amazement.

"Yup," she replied. "I had enough for two coats!"

"That's incredible! I'll pay you double for being so quick," the man offered.

"Oh, thank you, sir! Oh, and by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Mercedes."

sadly ... I could sooooo see that actually happening .

A Missouri farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the
door.

"Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.

"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went
into town."

"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with
Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to
the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked
politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or
maybe I could take a message for Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk
to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie,
pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to
talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded.


"If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for
the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know
how much he gets for Howard."